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			<title>Just slip out the back, Jacques</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[Writer's block. It's my only excuse! Explaining this to TheO &amp; Louyn gets a mixed reaction of little understanding or a demand for a <a href="http://www.bakugan.com/" >Bakugan</a>  brawl! If I spent my time updating your news and not flicking expensive and complex pieces of plastic around to a rule book built in China, I might have more time...<br /><br />Much has gone on since the 6th birthday party.  TheO has now started his Summer term at school after the family break in Gozo. Learning to compute mathematics and tell the time comes with a parental cost. No longer &#039;in a minute&#039; when I really mean twenty , 10 Cola bottles when there are only three, ten Euros and only ten Cents. I must take care in what I now promise! It is really amazing to watch him grow and develop, expanding his thought process which he regrettably demonstrates by negotiating the return of Cartoon Network. (as if)<br /><br />Louyn coming along leaps and bounds! Words are still coming slowly but now more frequent and unexpectedly. He'll shout 'PASTA' when he sees spaghetti for dinner. Easter was nightmare in this respect as he only said 'CHOC' every 2 minutes  or  just 'MORE'  He is also getting bigger, heavier to carry and too strong for the in-laws to deal with when it comes to running away and stealing 'Figola' from larger children.<br /><br /><img src="images/calypso_cave.jpg" width="450" height="289" alt="" /><br /><br /><b>Boys at Calypso Cave, Gozo...</b><i>no longer a cave since it collapsed last week eh!</i>]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 17 Apr 2012 11:57:20 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>TheO is 6!</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[The little lad celebrated his sixth birthday at Malta Bird Park with a small flock of friends!<br />Sporting a makeshift Zelda Link costume, a fab time was had by all, rounded off with Sean and the Puppet Show!<br /><br /><img src="images/TheOis6.jpg" width="450" height="295" alt="" /><br /><br /><b>Happy Birthday little man!!</b>]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 09 Jan 2012 14:06:15 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>My name is...</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[I can only blame the large void of  space between this and the last entry on demanding family! Working from home seems to have it's disadvantages and thrusts unrequested roles that, if I had the money, I would pay somebody else to do. TheO &amp; Louyn have become a formidable entity. Together they have created the roles for me  (that I don't have the money to pay someone to do) of redecorator, gadget electrician, stuffed toy ('sleep with me daddy!') Mr. Kipling , space rocket and  climbing frame. Such are the joys! The household has also welcomed in two Kittens. Ash (as in Ash Ketchum) and Spot are 5 &amp; 6 weeks and are currently shredding the Sofa and carpet, choosing to ignore toy mice, scratch poles and tinsel! They have however made full use of the litter tray!<br /><br />TheO is now coming to the end of the first term at school. His travels to class on the private bus have educated him in single finger hand gestures and the prolific work of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Real_Slim_Shady" target="_blank" >Slim Shad</a>y. It really good to know that he gets a broad education!!  Growing ever faster and turning into quite the young man. He is already showing the subtle signs of rock stardom. Currently demanding the entire range of <a href="http://herofactory.lego.com" >Lego Hero Factory</a> Villains and Heroes and awaiting deliveries from Santa. Very excited to be spending the holidays in the UK visiting 'Mum.' <br /><br /><img src="images/big_TheO.jpg" width="450" height="246" alt="" />]<br /><br /><b>TheO models for the next &#039;gig&#039;</b><br /><br />Louyn persists still with long conversations that nobody really understands. Seems to understand much of what is going on, but maintains his legible embargo! Massively into The Wigglels, performing all the actions and gestures but a little afraid of the Octopus! We have worked out that his shouting is merely the mimicking of Donald Duck.  Well that's alright then! Luckily the outlaws didn't have Goofy cartoons! Perhaps some high end <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085052/" target="_blank" >BBC dramas </a>are necessary to rectify this!<br /><br /><img src="images/Lou_slide.jpg" width="450" height="299" alt="" /><br /><br /><b>Speech on the slide...</b>]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 30 Nov 2011 09:06:32 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>A week away.</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[It seems strange, after such a long summer break, to be revisiting old routes. Full of traffic, 'danger red' mini buses, and the aged question of 'what is the quickest way?' TheO has started back at school and it won't be longer before his younger sibling joins him. Now with two children at private school, I am left to wonder how many kidneys I can sell on Ebay. Now in Grade two, the oldest young man is happy to be back with his friends and looks forward to his brother attending pre-nursery.  A duo to be reckoned with! I await the reports of racketeering,  extortion and demanding sandwiches with menace.<br /><br />The last few weeks of the summer were rounded off with a short break in the South of France., staying in a chalet just outside of <a href="http://www.frejus.fr/" >Frejus.</a>, the camp site boasted several swimming pools, water flumes and daily children's animation. Perhaps I could revisit <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moby-Dick" target="_blank" >Melville's</a> classic and make some headway. Sadly, the only animation was 'daddy' following orders and tracking Louyn round the deep end. The organised fun and games had finished the week before.  The family also managed a visit to Monte Carlo to see how the affluent live and a visit to the Aquarium, as well as a trip to <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nîmes" >Nimes</a>!<br /><br />TheO just emerging from the Spiderman infatuation. I remain nervous as I await the next big thing.  As DNA modification by Spider was not possible, much to the little lads disappointment, downloading<a href="http://superherosquad.marvel.com/" target="_blank" > Super Hero Squad</a> seemed the only way to break the lull. Job done! The 5.5 &#039;age&#039; has brought with it the confusion of emotions, an evolving minefield of 'feelings' and 'thoughts' that need to be dealt with in all their complexity.  It has been suggested that I play more roughly with my first born, dressing as Dr Octopus might be a good start. This I dismiss totally, preferring <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electro_(Marvel_Comics)" target="_blank" >Electro</a> as an arch villain!<br /><br />Louyn continues to grow but refuses to talk about it. Infact he doesn't really talk, it&#039;s  just garbling. The lights are most certainly on, but he seems to be using some kind of scrambling device to communicate. Perhaps I expect too much for a 2 year old. Sure that he is getting there, I await the moment he instructs me to stop feeding him <a href="http://www.baileys.com/Gateway/" target="_blank" >Baileys</a><br /><br /><img src="images/Marshmellow.jpg" width="450" height="310" alt="" /><br /><br /><b>Sugar time...</b><br /><br />]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 27 Sep 2011 13:01:13 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Not the best of ideas!! </title>
			<link>http://blog.johnfereday.com/index.php?entry=entry110905-162051</link>
			<description><![CDATA[Amusing your children with mobile phone gadgetry can have serious implications on your airtime, phone usage, life and eventual happiness! This is no overstatement. The first born expressed an interest in the cartoon <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spider-Man" target="_blank" >Spiderman</a>, this led to the acquisition of a <a href="http://www.spidermantotalmayhem.com/?adid=110239" target="_blank" >Spiderman Game</a> for my <a href="http://europe.nokia.com/find-products/devices/nokia-n8/specifications" target="_blank" >Nokia N8</a>. Big mistake! Ever since this 'bad move' I am constantly harassed for use of my communication devise, asked to 'help' at difficult levels and subject to reprimanding by the good lady for spoiling the potential grey matter in the developing child. It has also fueled a latent infatuation with the web spinning Super Hero to the extent that TheO now dresses as Spiderman most days, demanding anything spotted bearing the Marvel heroes image. Plates, posters, even Spiderman perfume. It wouldn't be so bad if the latest addition didn't also squeeze in a request for <a href="http://www.pingu.net/uk/index.html" >Pingu</a>, an emergency calming measure to engage and distract from boredom when restaurant time was needed. I can now only use my phone as an alarm clock. This I hear most mornings ringing in TheO's room, despite having left it next to my bed. Mmmm!<br /><br /><img src="images/The0_birds.jpg" width="450" height="300" alt="" /><br /><br /><b>Not even <a href="http://chrome.angrybirds.com/" target="_blank" >Angry Birds</a> can distract the web slinger!</b><br /><br />Louyn progresses and is on the cusp of intelligent speech with an array of words (almost) added daily to the vocabulary! Perhaps Pingu is not the best linguistic role model to introduce, but certainly we get a very definable 'Honk Honk' whenever the little chap is feeling mischievous. At the terrible two stage, he does have some moments, but no more than his big brother did, or perhaps has! Currently very much into mobile communication devices, hitting things with a stick, drawing on walls and feeding the Rabbit using the 'scatter seed' method. Also, it must be noted that he loves to have his picture taken, despite the London sultry look.<br /><br /><img src="images/Lou_chair.jpg" width="450" height="269" alt="" /><br /><br /><b>A relaxed Lou hanging out!</b><br /><br /><br />]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 05 Sep 2011 15:20:51 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Take it to the bridge...</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[Summer is well and truly here. Tourists abound the streets and children run amuck as if they don&#039;t have school to attend, which of course they don&#039;t! That&#039;s why they invented Summer School! Three weeks should be time enough to enjoy swimming, walking and picking up stuff of the floor till the respite alleviates a gasping for quiet time! It&#039;s a fantastic time to enjoy all the island has to offer at this scorching period. The family has moved to the Qawra flat for a short &#039;pretend&#039; holiday to be close to the sea and beaches, whilst attempting normal relations with work. <br /><br />TheO has had massive adventures with a new inflatable boat! So large it barley fits into the car, the only option is to inflate at the beach. I am now verbally promised to six &#039;try dives&#039; and a return visit to the gift shop to buy everything! My lungs act as compulsive negotiators! As the little lad falls off the side (of the boat) with mask and snorkel, mastered eventually, I am reminded of Cousteau. &quot;Perhaps we name her Calypso&quot; I remark. Too late, already under!<br /><br />Louyn is inflating nicely despite his determined demand for a liquid diet! Whilst this could be a genetic demand, his is of a bovine variety. It seems to be problematic to get him to consume anything other than a liquid dairy derivative. However, close to talking, I&#039;m sure he has requested I slip a scotch into his semi-skimmed! Such a determined and switched on chap. He is convinced that everything he says should be understood, looking at me with utter bewilderment, my face blank &#039;sorry, what was that?&#039;<br /><br /><img src="images/bridge.jpg" width="450" height="242" alt="" /><br /><br /><b>They were really having fun untill I requested a picture!</b>]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 11 Jul 2011 10:01:32 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Lou Two!</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[Louyn is Two! Marking this rather important milestone, a grand picnic was thrown at one of the local open parks, thus capitalizing on the good weather and wide open space. The event did however coincide with another large event, and thus Louyn&#039;s special day was supported by a kids area with slides, bouncy things and motorized farm animals that circulated a small enclosure. As this event was Earth Garden, there was obviously plenty of incense, jewelry and Shiva replica statues available for purchase. There was also lots, of like, really colorful things for sale and stuff. Ahem!<br /><br />Louyn had a great day with lots of his friends to help him get through the mountains of Cup Cakes and other unhealthy fayre that toddlers love to indulge in! It did not however give him the inclination to smile for the camera, preferring to get stuck into a good cardboard box space station. Remarkable imagination or perhaps it wasn&#039;t a joss stick...<br /><br /><img src="images/LouTwo.jpg" width="450" height="300" alt="" /><br /><br /><b>Two today!</b><br />]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 05 Jun 2011 12:00:44 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Technological roundup!</title>
			<link>http://blog.johnfereday.com/index.php?entry=entry110531-125758</link>
			<description><![CDATA[Trying to explain to the boys the recent downtime was met met with little sympathy. Issues that created a loss of blog visibility  and service provider liquidations prompted only a bad joke about fruit smoothies and the instructions to sort it out, pronto! Protesting that the Super Highway is often besieged by Cowboys only complicated the matter but allowed a topical image to be thrown in.<br /><br />Much has occurred since the post below. A weekend in Comino for Tennis, the demise of Coco the dog and the final moments of the Hyundai Accent (a VRT failure with the cost of necessary repairs exceeding vehicle value) I know that we will all miss the Accent, the squeaky wheel, the constant demand for Oil, the lack of any suspension that gave it 'low rider' character and of course the collective appearance of living in trailer!<br /><br />Both boys functioning well with plenty of uptime. Playing together and creating havoc en-mass. TheO now into <a href="http://www.hexbug.com/" target="_blank" >Hexbugs</a> and <a href="http://www.battlestrikers.com/" >Battle Strikers</a> in a big way. Not sure if it's a good idea to feed these infatuations, but it keeps him busy. His current demand is that he is to be a champion Battle Striker and for this reason he must have the whole set. I'm currently on the lookout for something that is singularly unique and does not have anything to collect, add to or come in a series.<br /><br />Louyn is almost on the verge of making legible sentences. Sounding like a drunk local, I fear great demands on the way. He seems to have characteristics from the good ladies side of the family. He can be quite bullish and when flare-ups occur on the playground, he is the first to wade in and sort out the five year olds. Perhaps a black suit and tie would complement TheO's apparent body guard! Till then, we have a plastic pump action shotgun and a lolly pop!<br /><br /><img src="images/WANTED.jpg" width="450" height="334" alt="" /><br /><br /><b>Local posse!</b>]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 31 May 2011 11:57:58 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Bunnies!</title>
			<link>http://blog.johnfereday.com/index.php?entry=entry110420-135843</link>
			<description><![CDATA[The air is full of constant chattering. Some understandable, some a mess of grunts and moans that possibly once recorded and played backwards, could bear a possible resemblance in content to the legible utterances. It&#039;s Easter. Forgoing the true meaning of one of the largest events in the Christian calendar, the main emphasis of recognisable dialogue is Tom &amp; Jerry and the Easter egg that features the duo, available at the local supermarket. More than likely, the first born is after the contents whilst the recent addition wishes to consume the packaging and paste the inedible pulp over the TV screen. A favourite venture with Peanut Butter sandwiches.<br /><br />There is also the time factor to consider. The end of term has brought with it the holidays, Hooray! A break from very early mornings, runs in the car, packed lunches and the eventual pickup. This available time has now been taken up with trying to amuse two motivated children whilst chipping sandwiches off the TV screen. Thus looking forward to the start of the next academic term for normality and routine. The good lady has taken a short respite to care for the boys and take them on days out, whilst I sheepishly attempt escape citing work issues!<br /><br />TheO developing into a big boy and conversing to extremities. Has been immersed into the world of <a href="http://www.hotwheels.com/" target="_blank" >Hot Wheels</a> and the cartoon series spin off, <a href="http://www.battleforce5.com" target="_blank" >Battle Force 5</a>. Whilst the Pokémon phase seems to have eased, it lurks still, waiting for to be kicked into life by the merest of references!<br /><br />Louyn has developed a determined characteristic! Demanding Bo (milk) and shunning his smiley face potatoes, he fortunately has a liking for Broccoli and redecorating! Most content with a pile of books or an empty box!<br /><br /><img src="images/buskett.jpg" width="450" height="274" alt="" /><br /><br /><b>Boys together!</b><br />]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 20 Apr 2011 12:58:43 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Spacemen Versus Aliens!</title>
			<link>http://blog.johnfereday.com/index.php?entry=entry110309-095414</link>
			<description><![CDATA[Carnival has once again seized the population into a frenzy of altered egos and wannabe Superheroes. With a little more foresight we could well have managed Laurel &amp; Hardy or Butch &amp; the Kid but decided on that pictured below. Yes, a Spaceman and an Alien. Both boys were thrilled to parade the streets of the Capital amongst thousands of Zoros&#039;s and Cowboys! At least a small degree of originality prevailed!<br /><br /><img src="images/space.jpg" width="450" height="331" alt="" /><br /><br /><b>Boys way off course...</b><br /><br />Both humanoids growing like wildfire. TheO seems to be outgrowing clothing before he has even had time to try them on. Such rapid growth has created a leaner, more lithe being! Faster and far more difficult to catch! Currently taken with the old TV series &#039;<a href="http://www.monkeyheaven.com/" target="_blank" >Monkey</a>&#039; He has yet to comment on the terrible dubbing!<br /><br />The latest creation remains an eating and expanding entity. Understanding requests and retorting with yes and no to most of these. Most of all enjoying creating total havoc in his brothers room and chewing Pokemon.]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 09 Mar 2011 09:54:14 GMT</pubDate>
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